Is There A Doctor In The House?


The Star featured, On its front page today, a story on fake PhD’s. This has been going on for years.

I remember some 10 years ago when a colleague resigned to pick up more paper qualifications. We teased him if he was going to this particular university, something like Pacific Western or Western Pacific… This you see, was one of those institutions, where for a fee, you can be given a PhD based on “work experience” alone.

It was rumoured that a number of “corporate leaders” in KL took this route to “recognition”. Privately, I’m sure many laughed at their being so crass.

I think our society’s precccupation with paper qualifications, and “place in society” is simply laughable.

I think just as many “corporate leaders” or “community leaders” are given honorary PhD’s but use them freely, without attaching the parenthesis to tell the world these are honorary degrees. No honour at all… They even demand to be addressed as Dr So And So.

I personally worked for one once. He has international businesses, and because the Tan Sri title is not so recognised overseas, employees of these foreign businesses were told to address him as Dr So And So. It didnt matter that he wasnt one and should not be so addressed. He was after all, a businessman of immense, even legendary reputation in KL and must, come what may, be addressed in a distinguished manner. Dr So And So it was then, as opposed to plain old Mr. So And So.

Crass? Shivers.

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

Short New Days


Today my office moved into its new premises. Big event for most people, except yours truly. I will be here for a grand total of 3 days, after which I leave. New office but same old people, same unpalatable management style.

New office located just a short walk up the road. Well sort of. Walks in KL often feel longer than they really are, due to the heat and humidity. Especially if one has just left an air-conditioned environment. Anyway, it is near enough. As the crow flies.

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

Here We go, Here We Go


The only surprising point about Khairy Jamaluddin’s reaction to the MCA Youth chest-thumping was how long it took. It’s the 100% expected response from the drum beaters on UMNO. The gem really is in Ong Tee Kiat’s reparte: Malaysiakini reported it thus “Responding, MCA Youth chief Ong Tee Keat, according to a Sin Chew Daily report yesterday, said mature politicians who understand the functions of democracy should know how to respect the freedom of expression.” Apart from this, it’s all a bit of a yawn, really

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

My House Stinks. What Do I Do?


I came across this letter to Malaysiakini:

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Dear Sir/Madam,

I read Ryan Davidson’s letter a few days ago, and immediately told my

wife that it felt like I was looking into a mirror. You see, my family

and I have, like Ryan and his family, decided to leave.

We were never party to the social contract that we are told our

forefathers had entered into, almost 47 years ago. In any event, we

do not like being at the receiving end of liberal interpretation of

the contract and the unjust and unconscionable enforcement of the

liberally construed terms, on so many of us. Certainly, it is my

belief that if I do not take my family out of this country, I will

continue to subject my child, and her children after her, to the

continuing injustice of the contract. I often thought the new

administration under our new Prime Minister presents new hopes for

fairer treatment. Alas, just as the previous PM was an exciting breath

of fresh air some 24 years ago but proved so putrid much later on, I

feel I cannot subject my child and her children after her, to the same

risk that this PM too, may abandon fresh hopes for justice, in

exchange for immediate gains to himself, his family, his supporters

and his race.

I feel especially compelled to write this, after what happened

recently. I had the chance of a quick brush with a young man, who

represents the future of the ruling party. This young man has also

been under the media spotlight recently, albeit more voluntarily this

time around. He was trying to explain what went wrong in respect of

the many who could not be given places to study medicine in local

universities, despite scoring top marks. He thought it had something

to do with the fact that the assessment procedures were totally

academic, and as academic capabilities of students reached a plateau

where many scored top marks, another dimension needs to be introduced,

to further differentiate these talents. This was necessary as there

were simply not enough places for medicine in local universities as

more and more scored top marks. I kept very quiet as he did his quick

discourse. I thought it was a pained argument, as it ignored the

proverbial 600-pound gorilla in the corner. I thought it was painfully

obvious the shortage of places came about principally because there

was a backdoor through which many entered and took up seats. While

many more scored top marks in STPM than before, many continue to gain

entry without having to. Of course, no one asked this bright young man

whether this other dimension for differentiation will apply across the

board. It would have been impolite to point out this very large animal

in the corner and ask, “what about him?”

If a bright, very well educated, articulate young man espoused

thoughts which totally ignored the fundamental injustice of our

system, what future does our country hold? If this is future prime

minister material, then I really feel people like Ryan Davidson and I

are doing the right thing by taking our children out. Bright people

may not be just people. No matter how bright and well educated our

future leaders are, if they choose to continue to hold on to an

obviously unjust system, we cannot subject our children’s future to

these leaders.

My father did not have the opportunity to leave. I now have to pay the

price of starting anew, abandoning secured and well-paid job, so that

my child escapes the injustice. Am I enjoying life here in KL? You

bet. Like Ryan, my wife and I draw incomes for lifestyles too painful

to sacrifice. Yet, if we choose to be concerned only with our own

job-security and comfortable lifestyles, our child may one day be

faced with the decision I now face. What is to say she will also have

the same opportunity to leave for another country? I feel I must leave

now, while the window remains open. Am I running away? You bet.

Cant Keep The Faith Now

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

Talk is Cheap


Talk is cheap, so they say. I guess that is why we spend so much time yakking away all through the day. Around the water fountain in the gym, in the coffee shop, that 10 minutes while waiting for everyone in that morning meeting, those 5 minute phone calls with colleagues during which anything but work was discussed, those snatches of 2 minute exchanges around the photocopying machine…you get the picture. We spend so much time talking, that after a while, we lose sensitivity as to the importance of the subject matter talked about.

Take yesterday. During the day, I chatted with the CEO. Not about work. Politics. He thought the next 1-2 years will be extremely interesting for Malay politics. Said Pak Lah would not, cannot, last as a PM. The old regime still has a strong overhang and will not go away so easily. They are just waiting for him to trip up, and there is an ever ready replacement in Najib who will take care of business as ususal, ie., Doc M days style. He thinks if Pak Lah is smart (and he is), he’d strategise to bolster his own position. The obvious tool would be Anwar Ibrahim. Now I know this angle is so prevalent the makcik who sells nasi lemak outside my office can regale mulitple versions, but that doesnt make it less plausible.

Take also, last night. I had dinner with some ex-colleagues who suggested to me Khairy Jamaluddin once eyed Anwar’s daughter, when Anwar was still the DPM. That changed when Pak Lah became the DPM…Now THAT talk is cheap. Cheap in more sense than just sen.

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

My 2 Girls


Those old diskettes (see preceding blog) continue to reveal older entries. Following is one made several weeks after my daughter (no 10 years old) was born

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My Two Girls

God blessed me with many things

He gave me many presents

But out of all the blessings

He revealed a glimpse of heav’n

When Girl No. 1 came ’bout

My descent from the ninth cloud

Took some time but down I came

For a while then life was sane

Till Girl No. 1 tells me

“Think we’re having a baby”

Girl No. 2 soon arrived

Sanity again took flight

Oh, wonderful upheavel

Brought by my No. 2 Girl

Sleepless nights amazingly

Were good trades for smiles I see

On the face of No. 2

From loud bawls to sweet goo-goo

On to the heart melting kiss

That help forget all missed sleep

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

Blogging – The Old Way


I stumbled on this old diskette of mine, on which I kept a journal. YOu know – we blogged then too, except it wasnt on line and it was strictly personal. Recorded strictly for posterity only.

Read on if you want to find out how a penniless student survived as an overseas student in Australia back in the 80’s…

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I arrived in Australia on 25 February 1985. I had been offered a place to study Mechanical Engineering in a University in Sydney. Some four months later it was obvious to me that unless more money came from home soon I would have to find a job. What was not immediately obvious to me was my lack of any marketable skills. I had waited on tables whilst in school for a grand total period of two weeks. I had mowed a lawn or two during a local church youth fellowship “job-week”. The grass in those lawns had to be subsequently killed off and replaced with a different breed which was genetically designed to survive on badly defaced landscapes. Apart from these stints I had not even began to think about being a contributing member of society. Before long however, I was prepared to take on any job. Someone I knew from home had been working in the Sydney fish markets in Pyrmont. I talked him into letting me go to the markets with him one Saturday morning. It was sometime in July, in the middle of winter. It was about six-thirty in the morning. My tropical upbringing meant I was simply not ready to be out in a bus under such conditions, the mildness of the Australian winter notwithstanding. There I was on bus number 395 going from Kensington to Central Station, to catch a connecting bus number 501 to Pyrmont, fitted out in my thickest pair of jeans, woolen jumpers bought off a garage sale and thick, made-in-China parka. Both hands deep in the pockets of my parka. Shoulders huddled up, almost crouching. And I was going to work in the fish markets. Wet. Lots of ice.

The market had several shops. One of them was known as De Costi’s. It was a partnership business, owned by two Cypriot Greeks. George Costi we understood, went to University. He was warm and friendly, but extremely hardworking. Even today I can close my eyes and hear his voice while leading in unloading a truck full of frozen and chilled fish, at five in the morning. At a frantic pace. He would call out from various places. The back of the truck, the freezer, the stores, the cleaning area. He needed many things, all pronto. He would want the hose, clean crates, hooks, knives. Even years later, there would be times when everything was at such a furious pace they would be nothing more than a blur for me. Most of us liked George. George’s partner was Harry Demetriou. He was equally hard working but less well liked. There were many Asians who like me worked only for a couple of days a week. We all disliked him. He works like George except he sees our inability or reluctance to work like him as a form of weakness or inferiority and he lets us know it. I know now that the only real problem was the inability to communicate. Harry was older than George, more Cypriot and less Australian. I suspect he left Cyprus to seek his fortune through hard work and never understood people who came to Australia for other reasons. Harry had at least two daughters, both of whom worked in the same shop. Valerie was only fourteen by the time I completed my studies and left the markets and Sydney, but she had made her mark. Although she had become much more pleasant by the time I left, she was a little terror on those weekends she chose to be in the shop. She bullied and belittled most of us with her sharp and incessantly lashing tongue. The only people she did not hiss at were those who could talk back to her more fluently than she could abuse us. Perhaps she was made to be in the shop, which caused her to be so unpleasant. Perhaps it was due to her unfamiliarity with Asians. Harry’s older daughter was Elisabeth. We all called her Lisa. She married a guy called Jim, who was a hunk of a Greek. He was a Greek Greek as opposed to Lisa, who was a Cypriot Greek. Tall, blond, blue-eyed and muscled in a place where muscled meant much, Jim thought of himself as Jim, King of the Fish Markets. Of course, he worked there. He had been an auto mechanic but he came to work for Harry. That must have said something about him. Harry was unpleasant enough as a boss. He must have been something to be a boss who was also a father in law, and a doting one to boot. Jim must have been more than a muscle man. He must have been a patient man, as apart from Harry, he had Lisa to contend with. She was Valerie multiplied about ten times. Even to those who could speak well enough to spar with her did so at their own peril and often to their regret. I believe she may have had more respect for this group but any positive feelings garnered on their side arose simply because they at least caught her attention. She treated the others like faceless slaves.

Apart from George and Harry and their families, there was Josifa, a towering Fijian who once represented Fiji to the Olympics in boxing and basketball. We all called him Sifa and he was by far the most popular guy. He was a raw, earthy person. At tea time, he would spread butter on his rolls using a six-by-two gutting knife. He could eat a whole loaf of bread and he usually does. He wanted four sugars in his tea. Yet he was very athletic. He could do anything in the markets. Almost everyone was afraid of him. Once he got into a fight with a nasty Italian named Vince. Vince was all arsehole. He did not care for anything execpt money, alochol and women, and what he did not care for he openly abused and derided. He was so abusive he makes Joan Rivers sound like Mother Teressa. When Sifa bloodied his ear and he trotted up to George crying like a two-year old, we almost applauded. But even as he wept he continued to be abusive, reminding us of his italian lineage. So reminded, we instinctively paused. Although George disapproved of what happened, I believe even he felt Vince deserved Sifa’s fists. Indeed, no one was sorry.

Big Steve was a Lebanese who once lifted one of us in his palm. He was almost squat for his size, although at about five foot eight he was not exactly short. He was ugly. He also had a mouth so foul a hyena would run out choking. He was nevertheless, my favourite guy. He had a heart of gold. He once went on holidays to the Philippines and returned with a bride. Although many sneered at the way he found his wife, it was obvious to me that he loved and respected her. He often referred to her in the most endearing terms and when she gave him a daughter, his joy and pride was obvious to all. I hope he continues to love and respect her. Andros was the loud-mouthed Greek. He was always trying to tell a joke. Most of us would lap it up and laugh not because they were funny but the fact of having jokes told to us by one of them was something. Andros like Big Steve though, had a heart to match his mouth. Once a suspicious looking guy came to the shop offering personal computers at ridiculouslyy cheap prices. As is the norm in such situations, the guy had only a limited number of computers. Andros had bought one which he had wanted to give to his son. When he found out that I was looking for a computer, he offered me his. It turned out that the stuff was hot not just in the sense that it was from the back of a truck, it also didn’t work. When he realised it he retracted his offer and kept the faulty computer for himself. Tasso was the funniest guy. I believe that was because he was the only guy who didn’t try to be. Once a shipment of live eels came in late in the evening. Big Steve playfully grabbed one with both hands and poked it in Tassos’s direction. The poor man took one giant step back and started swearing rapidly in Greek with a string of what must be expletives of the heaviest order. He was genuinely scared of the slimy thing. Big Steve couldn’t resist it and walked towards Tasso with the eel in front of him. Tasso was still swearing but when he realised Stevie was going to let the thing on him, he bolted. He continued to swear several decibels louder but it was drowned by our laughters. The sight of him running with his arms flailing and Big Steve chasing behind with a live eel is live comedy a la Tom & Jerry at its best. Old Yanni is the grunter. Another Cypriot Greek, he spoke little English. His job was to stand on one spot at the cleaning area and scale, gut and fillet fish all day long. It was from him I picked up the habit of “yiasu” greeting. I also picked up a few other Greek words (many of them expletives) from a handful of young greek kids who spend a few hours in the shop every weekend. From them, I saw a parallel version of the migrant chinese in Malaysia. Values like hard work and family loyalty are so entrenched they permeate and dominate all aspects of life.

Although the markets and their people were good to me through all my times there, I felt then as I still do now, that I did not belong there. Whatever my endowments may be, it is not physical. It is my life long regret that I am not physically stronger than I am. Perhaps God has His reasons. Perhaps had I been a leaner and meaner physical machine I would become a reckless wreck to all around me. Perhaps my temperament warranted a countervailing physique. Certainly my physical constitution rendered the fish markets a wrong place for me. My financial constitution however, rendered almost anywhere the right place, so long as it paid. Soon I became accustomed to there being no money coming from home. Home became accustomed to that too I suppose, as what was meant to be a temporary measure soon became a long term arrangement. As it turned out, my tenure with De Costi Brothers, Sydney Fish Market, Pyrmont Sydney lasted until a few months prior to my return to Malaysia almost six years later. De Costi’s embodied my concern whilst in Australia, which was a departure from the intention and hope my folks and I harboured at the point of leaving Malaysia, which was to obtain a university degree. Money became almost a primary concern. The initial gnawing worry of a dwindling deposit base in the bank grew and became a consuming preoccupation to ensure there is enough money not just for the week’s expenses but for the following year’s tuition fees (it was known as a “visa fee” then). There were life long positive effects from this, such as inculcating a need to plan and budget ahead and not taking anything for granted. I grew up. The set back was of course, education became a secondary concern. As long as I passed my courses at first try thus eliminating the need to repeat thus wasting time and money, I thought I achieved my goal. Hence my academic transcripts were filled with passes. My intelligence and/or learning abilities were mediocre at best. I was not a brilliant student. That was beside the point however and did not and does not bother me as much as the fact that I had no opportunity to be free to pursue an education. Perhaps had I been consistently “in funds” without having to do anything about it I would still end up being an also-ran on campus. That again is beside the point. I did not have the opportunity.

I had opportunity in abundance in other areas. I was lucky enough to even be in Australia, a country I often thought of returning to live permanently. I lived well even as a student. It was a country in which one could easily be contented with what he or she has. Books were expensive but were widely available, as was music. The ABC makes retirement a not unattractive period of one’s life. The SBS may not be a commercial gem but it seldom cease to offer variety. It was through the SBS that I was first introduced to Kurosawa the great Japanese film-maker. I was also introduced to the great game of cricket. For the first time I understood terms like “hit for a six”. I also simultaneously understood both meanings of being given the finger. I followed cricket on every free hour of the long summer holidays. It was the time of Allan Border, the Rock of Gibraltar during the turbulent times of Australian cricket.

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

BPR (ACA) Should Investigate Itself


I was at a very busy intersection in the middle of the city (KL) this morning, when all a sudden, a familiar but painfully annoying blast of siren screamed its way through. It was one of those bullying out-rider cops, making the traffic on that intersection freeze immediately.

The fuss?

Some 45 seconds later, a BPR coach and another BPR van drove through. Now isnt this a bleeding abuse of power? What do we do when our anti corruption agency appears to be abusing power itself? Why cant they wait for the freaking traffic to clear and wait their lives away like everyone else in KL?

It’s no use to say I am p#$sed off, is it? Shrug of the shoulders, say Sh#t happens, especially here in KL, and move on?

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

Leave Him Alone


I’m referring to Doc Mahathir; not Anwar. I’m sure bloggers are rushing to blog his latest remarks on Anwar and Malaysia (“So if you feel like murdering, come to Malaysia”, according to MKini’s report today).

Frankly, he’s an embarrasment. Mahathir, that is. Has been for a long time now. I think Malaysian media should agree on this and leave him alone. Dont listen to him, certainly dont report his remarks, as it smacks of a mad man talking. An old, tired and possibly demented man.

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)

We Said You Said


It’s the MCA’s turn. Following a well rehearsed pattern, the youth go first. One Lo Tiang Chooi was reported to have given Hishamuddin Hussein, the Education Minister and UMNO Youth Chief, a bit of a go. He was reported to have said, “The Chinese community cannot accept this statement because Malays have benefitted from the NEP for more than 30 years. I hope Hishammuddin will realise this,” and also, “Hishammuddin should be satisfied and not be too greedy because the NEP has brought a lot of benefits to the Malays and has strengthen them economically,”(Malaysiakini story of today).

On a equally sensitive note, the Perak delegate, one Lim Poh Kuang, was reported to have said “Why do we have to tell our children what to study when they obtained the good results but could not get the course they want (in university)? Is this is the so-called meritocracy system?” (same Malaysiakini story). He pointed out that notwithstanding the “meritocracy” system, university intake is still dominated by bumiputera students with over 90 percent.

Would anything change? I seriously doubt it. My brush with an UMNO Youth leader, one very well educated and very impressive person, spewed the same philosophy. Non-bumi’s will have to fight it out among themselves for the places allocated for them. All this sabre rattling and chest beating is for show only. General Assembly, mah… right?

“So, I commend the enjoyment of life.” (From the Bible – really. Eccl 8:15)